Miss Hélena, if I could please be allowed to quote a song from Yo Gabba Gabba, "Don't Bite Your Friends". Hélena received her first spanking from Mom yesterday to which she promptly gave the "are you freakin' serious?" look. Her full set of beautiful and highly functional teeth are being used as weapons against a parent's hand that is simply trying to keep her afro puffs from running into the path of moving cars in front of the Starbucks. No more lattes until you learn some manners, girlfriend.
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