You Betta Work!

Hélena takes a time out on her way to brunch to pose for the paparazzi so that they won't harass her during the rest of her day with Daddy. Working the camera with a limited edition plaid wool "Hubble" dress coat paired with a silk head scarf (it is an early Saturday after all), she takes a minute to reflect on triumphs and good fortune before being whisked away by her "people" to her awaiting private table at Busboys & Poets.

Where The Wild Things Are!

In this economy, we stretch our entertainment budget by dressing up Hélena in a lion costume in incessantly mocking her until she burns out and falls asleep.

Hélena Teaching The World How To Dougie

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Your Baby Can Read, But Not Like Me!

Hélena doesn't really buy into those Your Baby Can Read infomercials. Yeah, seriously. Your kid just said Constantinople? He's reading about the Ottoman Empire, right? Right. That kid said "blah" so just deal with it. Hélena on the other hand has been enjoying her book about the fawn (which was a gift from Roderica) while waiting for her french toast at Busboys and Poets. She's not reading, but she is telling her own story by identifying all of the pictures which in reality is probably more entertaining than reading the same story over and over. Knowledge is power!

How Much Horsepower Is This?

Hélena has a private car service to bring her to and from school everyday that's both stylish and eco-friendly. Now that it's getting a little chilly in the mornings, she has her blanket and sweater to make her commute comfortable and luxurious! Who's behind those Foster Grants? It's Hélena! And yes, those are in fact baby Foster Grants!

Is It Time For Cupcake Happy Hour?

Hélena continues day 2 of her J.Lo antics...yesterday she walked out of a photo shoot for school picture day and didn't return until she had some Cheerios. Obviously too cool for school, she ponders ditching today and heading to Saks with a late lunch at Cafe Deluxe. Mon cheri, your education is important so you'll have to tolerate the day amongst the Gymboree mortals.

This Is The Face of Victory!

Take that Virginia Tech! What is a Hokie anyway? Hélena bleeds purple (even though this janky Blackberry camera makes it out to be more of a royal blue) during college football season because Daddy's alma mater doesn't even have a football team. So Hélena is "MADISON, JAMES MADISON", at least until basketball season.