Please Don't Let Me Catch Bird Flu

Hélena spent the morning meeting swans, geese and what appeared to be a duck with an afro. Swans may be beautiful creatures but their ugly duckling scars from childhood are still prevalent in their nasty behavior. They are the super models with bad attitudes of the animal kingdom!

Florida: Land of Naps

Hélena continuing her doctor recommended R&R with Dad in Florida...

It's Been A Rough Month!

Hélena had a battle with a nasty case of pneumonia 2 weeks ago, but she's on the mend and recuperating in sunny Florida. Hélena - 1, Pneumonia - 0. She did catch up on missed episodes of the Real Housewives of New York AND New Jersey so all was not lost during her 3 day stay in the kiddie ward at Fairfax Inova. After an additional week at home with meds and breathing treatments, she's continuing with some R&R at her grandparents' palatial estate, tucked safely in a gated community with retired neighbors such as a husky from Snow Dogs and a Bengal cat that insists on sleeping in the middle of the street.

What Cookie???

Hélena is looking really suspicious but claims that she didn't see any cookies and has no clue why we would even ask her. She said she looked exactly like this when she left the house this morning and her breath always smells like chocolate because that's the awesomeness of babies. I can't argue with that face!

Kicking Ass, Taking Names

Hélena means serious business at Versailles, dressed in action pants and chasing down pigeons. It's good to be the Queen!

Nudity Is Ok As Long As It's Not iChat

If it's iChat, you need to put a shirt on, but since it's a Blackberry, you can be a little "nakey".

Another Day, Another Pastry

Helena is suffering from acute carb overload. You can see the glazed look in her eyes...I don't know how much more she can take. Yet, she'll claw your eyes out for a macaron. Never argue with an addict.