Paris In The Springtime

Helena's expectations are running pretty high these days. She feels it's pretty ordinary for babies to stroll the boulevards of Paris in the spring. She better watch out before Karl Lagerfeld calls her out for that chunk in those skinny leggings. Those fries will get ya, but ask her if she cares!

Acting A Hot Mess In Paris!

Sorry the posts have been slow but Helena is in Paris, being fabulous and eating fries. She'll post when she can!

If You Feed It Then You Better Put A Bib On It!

I don't even know where to start with this one. The real action is at the 00:28 and 1:20 marks. Hélena has only seen the video twice at this point and it goes to show you that kids are truly sponges, no matter what they watch. No more letting her navigate on her own on You Tube!

This Bites

Miss Hélena, if I could please be allowed to quote a song from Yo Gabba Gabba, "Don't Bite Your Friends". Hélena received her first spanking from Mom yesterday to which she promptly gave the "are you freakin' serious?" look. Her full set of beautiful and highly functional teeth are being used as weapons against a parent's hand that is simply trying to keep her afro puffs from running into the path of moving cars in front of the Starbucks. No more lattes until you learn some manners, girlfriend.

She's Back!

Where in the world has Hélena been??? She had a stomach flu that spread around the house and resulted in one parental unit coming down with a nasty case of Cholera (OK, maybe it was just a flare of hemorrhagic gastritis). Everyone fully recovered in time to enjoy a beautiful Easter weekend that included a photo shoot on the Potomac. Work it!