Child Labor...But It's Green!

Hélena wants to ride in a big, nice hybrid so she has to wash that big, nice hybrid. Her hands are the perfect size for those nasty 20" rim spokes. Gotta stay fly when cruising with Dadda to the park!

And It Gets Crappy Mileage Too...

Hélena thought that she might make a swift getaway from The Academy this morning, but this broke down rocker isn't making it easy for her. Next time, I'd opt for more "horsepower", sweetie. I'm here all night folks! Tip your waitress and try the veal!

Wee Squeaks!

Even though Dad has called a moratorium on shoes, Hélena's Wee Speaks were technically purchased before the official decree. Check the paperwork with my lawyer!

Better To Be Feared Than Loved...On The Dancefloor!

Yes, Hélena, this is how it's going to be for the next 15 years at least. You're going to approach a young man, similar to your gentleman friend at school, and he's going to think you're insane. Don't take it personally when they're overwhelmed by your confidence and dance skills. And don't be afraid to lead. Go ahead, break it down and serve those kids!